Jokes

[mero_sabra]

Jokes

-why do hens lay egge?
If they dropped them , they'd brek.

- The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right.
"Doctor, I can't behaving lik a dog.
how long have you been acting this way?
since I was a puppy!

- "Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation"
"Yes, of cours..."
"Great ! I never could before!"

"Doctor, pleas hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic , I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yeah, I shaved withe the electric razor."

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about adoctor treating soneone with pneumonia and finaly he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, It will not happen to me . If I treat some one with penumonia he will die of peneumonia.

"Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lad called with your test results. They said yiu have 24 houers to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terribl !! WHAT could be WORES? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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