ahmed dawood
14-Apr-2007, 10:16 AM
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A New Mexico Highway Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm gonna to get maself driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't gettin' far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border, yet?!"
A New Mexico Highway Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm gonna to get maself driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't gettin' far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border, yet?!"
A New Mexico Highway Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm gonna to get maself driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't gettin' far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border, yet?!"
A New Mexico Highway Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm gonna to get maself driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't gettin' far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border, yet?!"