ahmed dawood
14-Apr-2007, 10:26 AM
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1. Entry level position:
You'll be making minimum wage.
2. Entry level position in an up-and-coming company:
You'll be making minimum wage; we'll be bankrupt in a year.
3. Profit sharing plan:
Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a profit.
4. Competitive salary:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
5. Join our fast-paced company:
We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your coworkers.
6. Nationally recognized leader:
Inc. Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven't done anything innovative since.
7. Immediate opening:
The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad.
8. Casual work atmosphere:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up, although a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
9. Competitive environment:
We have a lot of turnover.
10. Must be deadline oriented:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
11. Some overtime required:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
12. Flexible hours:
Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.
13. Must have an eye for detail:
We have no quality control.
14. College degree preferred:
Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like Philosophy, English or Social Work.
15. Career minded:
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
16. Apply in person:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
17. No phone calls please:
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
18. Problem solving skills a must:
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
19. Requires team leadership skills:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
1. Entry level position:
You'll be making minimum wage.
2. Entry level position in an up-and-coming company:
You'll be making minimum wage; we'll be bankrupt in a year.
3. Profit sharing plan:
Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a profit.
4. Competitive salary:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
5. Join our fast-paced company:
We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your coworkers.
6. Nationally recognized leader:
Inc. Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven't done anything innovative since.
7. Immediate opening:
The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad.
8. Casual work atmosphere:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up, although a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
9. Competitive environment:
We have a lot of turnover.
10. Must be deadline oriented:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
11. Some overtime required:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
12. Flexible hours:
Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.
13. Must have an eye for detail:
We have no quality control.
14. College degree preferred:
Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like Philosophy, English or Social Work.
15. Career minded:
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
16. Apply in person:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
17. No phone calls please:
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
18. Problem solving skills a must:
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
19. Requires team leadership skills:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.