ahmed dawood
14-Apr-2007, 10:27 AM
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1. I know how to deal with stressful situations:
I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks.
2. I seek a job that will draw upon my strong communication & organizational skills:
I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do.
3. I'm extremely adept at all manner of office organization:
I've used Microsoft Office.
4. My pertinent work experience includes:
I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.
5. I take pride in my work:
I blame others for my mistakes.
6. I'm balanced and centered:
I'll keep crystals at my desk and do Tai Chi in the lunchroom.
7. I have a sense of humor:
I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly.
8. I'm willing to relocate:
As I leave San Quentin, anywhere's better.
9. I'm extremely professional:
I carry a Day-Timer.
10. My background and skills match your requirements:
You're probably looking for someone more experienced.
11. I am adaptable:
I've changed jobs a lot.
12. I am on the go:
I'm never at my desk.
13. I'm highly motivated to succeed:
The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.
14. I have formal training:
I'm a college dropout.
15. I interact well with co-workers:
I've been accused of sexual harassment.
16. Thank you for your time and consideration:
Wait! Don't throw me away!
1. I know how to deal with stressful situations:
I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks.
2. I seek a job that will draw upon my strong communication & organizational skills:
I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do.
3. I'm extremely adept at all manner of office organization:
I've used Microsoft Office.
4. My pertinent work experience includes:
I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.
5. I take pride in my work:
I blame others for my mistakes.
6. I'm balanced and centered:
I'll keep crystals at my desk and do Tai Chi in the lunchroom.
7. I have a sense of humor:
I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly.
8. I'm willing to relocate:
As I leave San Quentin, anywhere's better.
9. I'm extremely professional:
I carry a Day-Timer.
10. My background and skills match your requirements:
You're probably looking for someone more experienced.
11. I am adaptable:
I've changed jobs a lot.
12. I am on the go:
I'm never at my desk.
13. I'm highly motivated to succeed:
The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.
14. I have formal training:
I'm a college dropout.
15. I interact well with co-workers:
I've been accused of sexual harassment.
16. Thank you for your time and consideration:
Wait! Don't throw me away!